What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink

How do I build rapport with anybody?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How strict are your parents?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Because it's month of August.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

How can I decorate my house creatively?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Sure.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Thank you.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.